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That Bait was the name of the porno mag in the movie Dragnet ?

Don’t forget your goat leggings!

lady odours on your dink

any others?

High on the list of things you never hear a married man say…. or any man dating someone for more than 12 months.

Never worry about Erectile Dysfuntion again! — get neutered!

Good news regarding the economy — oh wait, that’s from European news

Need a little help getting an erection? — “getting,” no. “getting rid of,” yes.

Cheaper and Stronger than V:I:A:G:R:A!! — yes: youth

You need only 15 minutes to prepare for the night of love! — for most guys, it’s over long before the 15-minute mark. Either that, or she’s dozed off waiting to you to get going…

What’s great is when spammers make programming errors. Check out the following template fuckup:


%CHILL
%DICK

%BYE
%ASSHOLE n


For the uninitiated, variables in Windows batch/script language usually have the percent signs on both sides of the word.

“Misplaced C. Manure” RE: Hrony Prsotitutes fucekd by huge dick : Misplaced manure? So there’s where my keys are!

“Cheerleader G. Filament” irls cheating : How this my problem?

ces” Reply: Wet Next Door Girl Get teased and pleased : Foch? Is he French?

knowledge” Fw: Wild Wemon horny as hell: Hmmm.. I posit that dulicimers R knowledge!

culates” RE: Average Lady wants to meet you: FatMans, I think she wants you, Dtrexx ejaculated.

ndricks” Re: Mature Wmeon cheap fuck
: Nice html tags in this one….

Are these the most useless people alive? They’ve got to be the most overpaid. I’m starting to think that my friends who are contractors have the right idea. Corporate life sucks, and multi-page annual evaluation forms (in French, en plus) REALLY suck, even if most of the feedback is good. What a waste of time. I could be working… or eating… or surfing porn. Instead, I’m… well, posting on b’n’s. But I’ll soon be filling out useless paperwork so some wonk upstairs can somehow use it to decide that I won’t get a raise next year.