‘Tis the season of giving (and taking), so I’ll share with you highlights from the past week’s spam:

longing for real sex –
Who isn’t? Are there people longing for fake sex? “These daily supermodel orgies are nice and all; but I could really go for a solo mission now and then. You know, some me time.”

save your morphine –
There’s a shortage? -or are you saying I’ll soon need more than the normal dose?

Difficult folk, these women! –
Way to state the obvious. Call me when you have a solution.

your girlfriend needs to cope with the pain –
Being well-endowed is a burden, but we all have our crosses to bear. Having a Craftmatic Adjustable Wang Harness sure makes that easier, though.

The US is giving away 50000 green cards! –
Does DHS know about this? They might be interested.

bait and switch was spammed royally yesterday and the comment page is temporarily down. We have taken measures to avoid a repeat of such bullshit.

Watch this space.

I was going to ask which publishing company is publishing CIO Insight these days. I believe that’s the magazine Ziff-Davis started a few years back to compete with CIO, the magazine I was writing for at the time Insight came out. Memory, all alone in the moonlight…

Spam received today:

Dear Dtrexxx,

Based on your industry status, you’re exactly the kind of top-level executive
who should be reading every issue of CIO Insight.

The success of even the finest publication depends on getting it into the hands
of the audience it was meant to serve.

Which is why you’re invited to apply for a complimentary subscription.

… and rancid scent of stinkt.

We all hate having to handle business in public places, but sometimes you can find the sweet release of victor in the most unexpected places.

Daz right, I’m talkin’ about heading in to the men’s room to find the toilet seat up, the scent of lemon in the air and blue water in the loo. Yup, you’re going to break the figurative bottle of champagne on the porcelaine and baptise that toilet for the day.

Sweet. Sweet. Sweet.

There’s only one thing that can diminish this petty workday victor, and it does: The blasted fool who put the bogroll in the dispenser was a backwards roller.

Heh, looks like those wankers at Gateway (to hell) will be getting an even fatter letter from me.

I needed a computer, Gateway wasn’t up to the challenge, so I decided to buy one directly from their direct competitor — for less than the price that Gateway wanted me to spend for repairs to a year old laptop.

Methinks I’ll be including a photocopy of my Dell invoice to those assclowns at Gateway. Take that, bitches.

Quite Manatee, that.