I received spam from a “Phil Colon” today.

’nuff said.

Recent spam:

From: Bernie Shaver

When I said I wanted more shavers, that’s not quite what I meant…

Other shareworthy spam subjects:

blameworthy bard — helluva band name here.

foamy stableman — ditto.

bondage enstatite — I just had to look up the word “enstatite” for this one. Per Webster’s, it is “a mineral of the pyroxene group, orthorhombic in crystallization.” Hm, Pyroxene Bondage. Not quite as cool a band name as Martyr Geese, but a fine runner up.

Everyday soft - very low price — Yeh: free. Just think about the exchange rates. Not even a Swedish model lovefest will get you to salute.

Faithful readers, I will not be at work for the next two weeks and will therefore not be posting much on B&S. Please do not take this as a slight on my part. I will continue to love you all. I just won’t be on the Internet (as) much. In advance, I wish you only the most manateeee of Christmas cheer and crotchius victorius in the New Year. May Santa bring you fresh pantee… just not HIS fresh pantee.

Well, well, well… Gateway finally charged me the $156. Arse fuckers. My laptop isn’t back yet, but should be today or tomorrow. Sigh. Wonder what condition it will be in.

on an IM conversation with a pal… name protected.
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anon:I don’t remember the big nose
anon:She had coon eyes though

um, WTF?

Now that I’ve finally bought Franz Ferdinand’s first album and have had time to play it to death, the question, like my cock in front of a screen full of porn, arises: Is this album worthy of the Deubt Album Pantheon? There are very few albums that have made the DAP. Appetite for Destruction comes to mind (even if Axl Rose is from Indiana), as does Boston’s first album. (By the way, I’ll always call them “albums,” even if that does take us back to the days of vinyl.) Unfortunately, in both cases, those albums were the best work the band ever did. Let’s hope FF can continue to rock on future releases. They need not be afraid to unleash the LSC. The security porpoises will protect them.

“Munitions O. Mossier”
SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Ready, willing and able! PussyCramps