Beautiful fall day in my secured, undisclosed location. That reminds me…. I kept waiting for Cheney to yell “Hey you kids, get off my goddamned lawn” last night.

What a mess that was. That performance was a perfect reason for creating Bait’n’switch.net We report. You decide.

Feeding egos… futter mein eggo. I could go for an Eggo right now.

Waffles are generally a good idea, as long as they’re not in that political insult kind of way.

… and welcome to our crémaillère of bait’n’switch. The way I see it, if this technique is good enough for Washington, why not for us?

This blog serves absolutely no purpose other than to feed our egos, to extrapolate and ponder the randomness of life’s daily events. Think of it as a long inside joke, to which you are cordially invited to attend.

Sit back and enjoy.