overheard (woman to man):

“if you want some of this, you’d better get on it”

Overheard:

“If my tongue’s not good enough, nothing is.”

Overheard in a store:

“Wow! His hand’s going all the way up!”

Did she invite her friends over first?

“Woman pleasantly surprised when alcohol comes through kitchen faucet”
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11811147/

Gentlemen, I present to you: ass hats

Scroll about halfway down the post.

Bloody hell, she even uses the phrase, “Ass Haberdasher.”

Methinks “The Haberdasshery” would be a fine name for a fine film.

Overheard in a grocery store’s produce department:

Mommy, what are apples made of?

in Grand Prairie, Texas (and, no, I don’t have a photo):

“I’d rather be cummin’ than strokin’”

Um, I sort of thought they went together.