This is the Draw Ambassador reporting for duty with a list of things overheard at the office this week. Yes, at the office.

1. “Wow, that’s really asking a lot. I’m going to have to give a thousand BJs to get him to agree.” “Well, whatever it takes, just make sure you give them with enthusiasm.”
2. “Where did you two go? You left the all-employee meeting; I thought you weren’t coming back.”
   “We were chatting.”
   “What about?”
   “Penis size and anal sex.”
3. “I think my tits were falling out during the meeting; why didn’t anyone stop me?”
4. “What? I don’t want any more testing of this application until it GAs and clients have it. Then we’ll start load testing.”

We’re almost at a red light. Go ahead and pull it out.

I don’t know if I need lotion yet… I’ll see if it fits.

I see they shop here…

I dunno… everything I know to do in San Diego involves animals…

Conversation overheard in a grocery store:

“I always let you pick the toilet paper!”

“what sort of TP would you want?”

“as long as it gets the job done!”

By the way, kids, I’d advise against this attitude. You can skimp on a lot of things in life; but when it comes down to the bare necessities — toilet paper, condoms, 40-ouncers — go for the good stuff. I’ve met people who haven’t used proper TP, and they were quite grouchy.

overheard:

Well, if it requires a lot of screwing, it’ll wait wait a day

Perhaps in refernce to tax day being on 17 April this year?

overheard, in front of a bar:

“well, I don’t know whose piss it is, but you’re standing in it”