While Bah-stun folks seem too smug for their own good, those Red Sox fans are a tad more subtle than some… Check out this gem:

City of Destiny..?
Really, City. Of. Fucking. Destiny. ?.

I’m thinking of an ODB album title here, and I sure don’t mean Brooklyn Zoo (which, by the way, is not slang for certain areas along the Q train).

This doesn’t sound like the title one wins in any sort of fair contest, not unless their brother is governor of a swing state. I don’t believe Napoleon was born there, nor was Alexander the Great, and the Kraftmatic Adjustable Wang Harness factory has moved to an undisclosed location just a stone’s throw from Guantanamo. So what makes this place so special?

-and if they’re quite so Barney Badass, why do they make this declaration on such a small sign? Does it count if they’re timid about being bold?

I’m not sure if this comes out clearly in the image, but I recently found myself behind a minivan tha was offering me stools and more.

…why I don’t go to the gym as often as I should, look at these options! Which is less scary? The name of the earlier class or the name of the other class’s instructor?

I just found out what a muffin top is; I wrongly assumed that it was the name of the tuft of fur that sticks out of the top of a pair of low riders - esp. latin women - but this is not so.

It’s just something fat girls have. Hmmm. Food for thought.

Sure, I’ll let you sniff it… but I gotta sit down first.

Had it up the rear with the current administration?

Feel it for real with the
G-Dub Butt Plug.

Rumour has it, a new “TSA Drone” model is on the way. Expect a “Tax Man” dildo in April.

Agent to sue over bung claims