By now you’ve noticed the bright red bar above the categories. What gives?

The US is still sorting out which candidates will go head-to-head in the November presidential elections. Whether you vote red, blue, or mauve, you can still be certain of one thing:

Well, it’s about everyone came ’round to our way of thinking! We’ve been anti-bush since day one. Hence the strict “Shavers Only” policy.

Why not celebrate this event with the nation? On January 20, 2009 — that’s inauguration day for you luddites — the lardy, lengthy lads of Bait’n'Switch invite you to follow Washington and lose your bush. Clippers, razor, weed-wacker, whatever it takes, just mow it out of the way and experience life without bush! We bet you’ll start to feel all light and fresh and fancy-free in no time…

-and lest you feel left out, this is open to laydeez of any nationality. Because, let’s face it: right now, the entire world looks forward to being bush-free.

NOTE: Sorry, ladies, Legal has informed us that you may not send us photos. But don’t despair, While we can’t personally appreciate your handiwork, we’ll know, and we’ll be smiling along with you.

Like any worthy adult film, we here at Bait’n'Switch decided that three cocks in the kitchen was just not enough… so we have added a fourth. That’s right: we can now bring you double-double action in your ear and your rear.

He is no stranger to the fatmans clan, part of the original FatMans Triumverate, tapping lasses’ asses worldwide to bring you a fresh global perspective in this election year. (Not to mention, with his name on the books B’n'S can claim a part minority ownership — helpful come tax time!)

Quoth the venerable ODB, let me walk on over with my crystal, bitches, niggaz put away your pistols, and welcome billyphuz to the ranks.

Last call for passenger A. Hussein, Dragon Air flight 229…

Look at this total nunce. Bait’N'Switch is offering a competition to the first person who can tell us if this is Axel Rose or Mick Hucknall of Simply Red.

I had a new experience yesterday that definitely gets the big bow wow.

After my shower, I went to pick out some clothes for the day. I was initially disappointed to find that I had no clean boxers.

Well, I had to free ball it with my Nike basketball shorts.

I recommend that every nigga out there give this a try. Your nuts will thank you. Mine did.

Is there nothing they can’t do?

That is all.

Yes. You heard it here first.

I predict a riot.

I predict a hit.

Kaiser Chiefs. The niggaz everyone will be listening to by next May.