Obviously they fired the innocuous motherfucker who came up with “getting jiggy with it at $1.99″ and replaced him with this asswipe:

…but not at any of these places…

Check out the way that dog is just chillin’ with his brew, and, inexplicably, with his football helmet.

Oh my… I’m going to leave this one alone, save to say, why do these little shitholes always insist on knowing how “I” like it??

We three G’s of orient are… would you eat at a place called the Three G’s? By the way, this is on the edge of the ghetto, so it’s likely that these G’s have little street cred.

New motivational poster for my office wall?

Ever had to write someone a check for zero dollars?

-I mean, other than when paying your defaulted mortgage..?

Alright, genius … now what if the fire breaks out upstairs?

Clearly, this plan was devised by a product of the American public school system. -or FEMA.

Seriously….what’s happening here? Is this woman puking up Spaghetti-O meatballs? Being assailed by miniature asteroids? That, plus the use of the word "savory" to describe this product makes me want to…

them foreigners just don’t do a goddamn lick of research, do they? If only I had a picture of a sign I saw every day in Italy, proclaiming the worth of an anti-aging cream: "TOP MODEL? NO, BIOSCALIN RETARD!"

Getting a parking spot is pretty tough around here. I’ll take the risk.