I came across this odd ad for the national railway system in the train station (go figure).

I don’t know why, but for some reason, it reminded me of this unhinged rant.

McDonald’s has finally come up with a useful purpose for their BigMac buns (which, not ironically, is what people who eat Big Macs inevitably end up with):

Some of the most punk-assed documentation available is at IKEA. At least this is an improvement from past efforts, yet notice the wardrobe malfunction in the first drawing.

SFW porn, my friends. That’s Safe For Work or Sucks For Wanking. It’s not every day, or even often, that Jacques Bonsergent finds a site worth sharing. This is such a time, and this is such a site:

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/SFW_Porn

I’m supposed to break glass … to get to a hammer that I would use to break glass.

Really, did you people think this one through?

There was a time when I thought that Shaggy and Scooby did too many drugs. I see, now, that I erred. I don’t know who had the inclination or the time to do this, but it is psychedelically wrong.

What is it with the French and their inability to make shit make sense in English. I suppose that since they’re not a Germanic language, its just not in the cards. They might not do well with English, but they do well with fast food sandwich creativity:

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