A silly cow in Grosse Point Farms, Michigan (where the handful of rich people in Michigan live) decided not to give any candy to children who either supported Obama or had parents who supported Obama. While BNS recognize that the US prides itself on being a free country, we’d like to ask this lady just one question? Why are you being such a bitch? You and yours had the last eight years to fuck up the US, now lay back in the cut and shut the fuck up.

While those poor kids likely didn’t understand why they didn’t get a treat, they at least were able to settle for a trick (ass ho).

Here’s an example of just one letter short of a proper education. I can’t fault people in non-English speaking countries for fucking up spelling, but come on… this is just an egregious attack on Shakespeare’s language that most 5 year old children would not make.

I hate to sound like a cheapskate, but I’d be a lot happer if you were to drop twenty pence off the price.

Not to spoil the ending, but methinks Colonel Sanders is the hero of this one:

Gap, Banana Republic, J Crew, look out! There’s a new store in town for the young republican:

is down with this site:

He is star of right-wing action movies, and now his own dance club:

Perhaps, in his next feature film, he’ll play a toe-tapping Navy SEAL?

(Do they even make Jean-Claude Van Damme movies any more?)